{"id":162,"date":"2009-12-15T17:44:41","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T00:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talyarkoni.org\/blog\/?p=162"},"modified":"2009-12-15T17:44:41","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T00:44:41","slug":"oh-noes-i-loses-at-life-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/15\/oh-noes-i-loses-at-life-again\/","title":{"rendered":"oh noes! i loses at life again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The guy in the cubicle next to me is showing signs of leaving work later than me again. Which of course makes him a better human being than me, again. This cannot stand! Lee, if you&#8217;re reading this, <em>you&#8217;re going down<\/em>. Today, I stay till midnight! Dinner be damned; I&#8217;m going to eat my desk if I have to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guy in the cubicle next to me is showing signs of leaving work later than me again. Which of course makes him a better human being than me, again. This cannot stand! Lee, if you&#8217;re reading this, you&#8217;re going down. Today, I stay till midnight! Dinner be damned; I&#8217;m going to eat my desk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/15\/oh-noes-i-loses-at-life-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">oh noes! i loses at life again!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEZxN-2C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}