{"id":1073,"date":"2013-02-15T00:33:15","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T07:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talyarkoni.org\/blog\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2013-02-15T00:36:10","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T07:36:10","slug":"several-half-truths-and-one-blatant-unrepenting-lie-about-my-recent-whereabouts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talyarkoni.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/15\/several-half-truths-and-one-blatant-unrepenting-lie-about-my-recent-whereabouts\/","title":{"rendered":"several half-truths, and one blatant, unrepenting lie about my recent whereabouts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently time does a thing that is much like flying. Seems like just yesterday I was sitting here in this chair, sipping on martinis, and pleasantly humming old show tunes while cranking out several high-quality blog posts an hour<\/del> a mediocre blog post every week or two. But then! Then I got distracted! And blinked! And fell asleep in my chair! And then when I looked up again, 8 months had passed! With no blog posts!<\/p>\n

Granted, on the Badness Scale, which runs from 1 to Imminent Apocalypse, this one clocks in at a solid 1.04. But still, eight months is a long time to be gone–about 3,000 internet years. So I figured I’d write a short post about the events of the past eight months before setting about the business of trying (and perhaps failing) to post here more regularly. Also, to keep things interesting, I’ve thrown in one fake bullet. See if you can spot the impostor.<\/p>\n